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SJW’s Rename Cleveland Indians

SJW’s throw a no hitter against the Indians err Guardians.

The social justice warriors have finally beat the Cleveland Indians in the 9th inning. Without so much as making it to third base, the Indians were forced to “catch” for the SJW’s and change their name to something incredibly boring: the Guardians. No relish with that hot dog?

Better Names For The Indians Include:

  1. Cleveland Catchers
  2. Cleveland Dirtsacks
  3. Cleveland Moundpounders
  4. Cleveland Dirty Base Sliders

1 Comment

  1. Protest Press Staff

    July 24, 2021 at 1:49 am

    No 7th inning stretch?

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